I'm a 20 year old straight guy and this is my pornographic blog.

I have a submit page where you can post your nudes or semi nudes & I’ll publish them (or keep them private your choice) if you want to have an audience of 60.000+ people.
If you are under the age of 18 and find this content inappropriate then you should leave immediately.

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24 April, 2014 with 15313 Notes
Anonymous said: What country/state/town do you live in?

Will gps coordinates suffice?

24 April, 2014 with 6 Notes
Anonymous said: are you in love with someone? you seem to love a girl when I read "for my baby girl". *-*

Those are old posts.

24 April, 2014 with 2 Notes
Anonymous said: If a guy could make me cum, then provide me with chicken nuggets I'd be the happiest lady alive....

Guys need to get their priorities straight I mean come on? We’re exploring Mars when this lady could be experiencing an orgasm and then have the satisfaction of chicken nuggets in her mouth!

24 April, 2014 with 17 Notes
Anonymous said: Chicken nuggets

I wish I had a fridge full of chicken nuggets right now. Holy shaite. Orgasms and chicken nuggets sounds like a good time to me!

24 April, 2014 with 3 Notes
Anonymous said: Do you think that the people asking you to fuck them, etc are acting ridiculous and "thirsty"?

Nah when I go on my blog I’m in the same mindset so it’s all good

24 April, 2014 with 6 Notes
Anonymous said: Well then Shrek, I wanna give you an ogre-asm... Sorry it's punny, I couldn't help myself!

It’s all ogre now you don’t have to be sorry

24 April, 2014 with 7 Notes
Anonymous said: What's ur ideal figure for a girl

I’m in the mindset of if she’s happy with herself then I’m twice as happy with her

24 April, 2014 with 19 Notes
Anonymous said: Will u fuck me like ur gifs cos I want to be ur kitten

I’m Shrek and this is my swamp

24 April, 2014 with 16 Notes
Anonymous said: Does anybody that you know irl follow you on this blog? If so, does it surprise you that they do?

A few people, and no it doesn’t surprise me at all actually

24 April, 2014 with 2 Notes

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24 April, 2014 with 1212 Notes
Anonymous said: Would you make a girl do a thing she don't wanna do?

Do something she doesn’t want to do? That’s rape and a big nono in my book.

24 April, 2014 with 17 Notes
Anonymous said: Whats the letter of your first name?

D as in dildo

24 April, 2014 with 9 Notes
Anonymous said: What does a vagina taste like?



Mashed potatoes

Should I get instant or real potatoes??

Real. Always real. Keep your filthy powder bag of lies to yourself.

24 April, 2014 with 90 Notes